do herpes really smell.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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