your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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