Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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