were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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