I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
