so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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