Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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