I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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