Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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