David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
He has the fingertips of a God
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