Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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