do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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