She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Success! We fucked roommates!
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