I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
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