How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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