But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize