maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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