I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i black out too much to be "responsible"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
