You're completely useless in the revolution.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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