the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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