My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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