we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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