I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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