: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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