she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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