Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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