There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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