the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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