found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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