yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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