Christians are straight up FREAKS
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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