no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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