I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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