I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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