I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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