You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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