Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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