So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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