There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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