Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize