Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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