I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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