He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Still dying that you shit outside
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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