My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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