I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
