Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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