windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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