i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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