So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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