with your own penis?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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