i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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