Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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