so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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