All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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