Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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