The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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